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It's another ordinary day in the Orderly Chaos households. 
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But then, Mary gets an idea!

Mary: This is boring. Let's throw a pool party!

So she invites every Chaoser she knows and rushes over to the pool.

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Where the first thing she does is skinny dip.

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Teddy ain't missin' out on that, seeing as Mary is his new Secret Obsession. So he drops his trousers and dives in too.

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Geier likes.

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His pose makes me giggle.

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Good!Theodore drops in, so does Phoe and Drakhen and Pan, way in the back if you can see him.

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Pan splashes Geier. And instead of fighting back, true to form--

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...he displaces his anger and splashes poor wittle Phoenix (yay!  I get to use one of the psych terms I learned in college!!).

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And this somehow leads to Drakhen, Phoenix, Geier, and Good!Theodore (you can tell because he has pants on) autonomously having a hold-your-breath-contest.

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Ah! The tension!

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Not surprisingly, fire-girl Phoe's the first to go--gasping, poor thing--for the surface.

Phoenix: Did I win?! Guys?

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Geier's just happy he beat Phoenix. Down below, Theodore's in it to win it.

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Drakhen comes up for breath!

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And Theodore arises champion! Yay!

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Worn out from all that breath-holding, Ted and Geier lounge in the sunlight for a little while.

Geier: Zo. Vot's a gut looking man like you doink babyzitting?
Ted: Someone's got to make sure Phoenix doesn't drown. She can barely doggie paddle.
Geier: *snickers*
Ted: Why are you out here? Looking for a tan? *examines him shrewdly* You could use it.
Geier: Vot?! TAN!? GAH!

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Geier evacuates, looking for some shade. Meanwhile, Evil!Teddy meets up with Good!Theodore and they decide to determine the bigger man right THEN AND THERE!

...by having another hold-your-breath-contest?

You can tell which one's Theodore and which one's Teddy because one of them isn't wearing pants.

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They hold themselves under. They wait. They watch. And--at last--

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Teddy rushes to the surface!

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Good always triumphs over evil! Sometimes!

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But apparently good isn't above gloating.

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Anyhow, the party wraps up and everyone goes home.

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Geier tries to read a book without his glasses on and gets a headache.

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Meanwhile, Evil!Teddy starts ranting to Leda about how cute Mary is. And Leda starts missing the days when he was all about her.

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Leda: Isn't Mary a little...

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Leda: ...crazy?
Teddy: Yeah. It's hot.

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Leda: And she always walks around in her bathing suit!
Teddy: Also hot.

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Teddy:...wait a minute Leda...

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Teddy: Are you jealous?
Leda: What? Me? No--of course --Geier and I are seeing each other exclusively and that's doesn't intimidate me at all and--

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Teddy: F'r you, Leda. *wink, wink*
Leda: *SQUEE*

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Meanwhile, Leda's beau (did I mention they're going steady?) is off to visit Good!Theodore since they had such a good time at the pool together. However, Theodore's out being a firefighter somewhere.

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So Phoenix answers the door.

...in a party dress?

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Geier is disappointed.

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However, Phoenix is really excited to have someone to hang out with and begs until he comes in anyhow.

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Turns out they get on well.

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And Phoenix tells some really awesome ghost stories.

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Really scary ghost stories.

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Meanwhile, Evil!Teddy's putting the moves on Mary.

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Leda is confused.

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Mary's cool with it.

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Leda is really confused.

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Stuff happens.

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Leda: D:

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Back with Phoe and Geier, Ana isn't sure what to think of her daughter's new friend.

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Phoenix changes into her regular clothes. Geier decides to use his super stylist skills and give her a makeover.

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Phoenix likes.

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Super Stylist to the rescue!!

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They go to hang out in her room.

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...is he touching her hair? No! It's too soon!

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He just touched her hair! That's her hair, darnnit.

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Geier decides to call her mother a llama.

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Phoenix gets peeved and kicks him out.

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Frustrated, Geier goes home with hopes of getting busy with Leda. (Because when Geier fights with Phoenix he seems to like to go have sex with Pan/Vanya/Lew SOMEONE) Leda, though, seems less than receptive.

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(She's probably thinking about Teddy.)

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But Geier manages to talk her into it.

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Leda doesn't sleep, though, and, feeling very glum, decides to mop the floor.

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Mary, on the other hand, is feeling really good.

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The only thing that might rain on parade, though--

Mary: I know you're checking out Teddy-bear but you're not allowed to cheat on my brother hear me?!

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Mary was right be worried, it seems, since the next thing Teddy does is invite Leda to the pool.

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And of course the first thing he does is insist they both skinny dip. (C'mon guys. How can we tell that this is Evil!Teddy? Say it with me!)

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They swim around a while.

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Once they're out of the water...

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It's on!


Well, that's all for now folks. Next time on Sims OC, candy is stolen from babies, Geier visits the fire station, and PAN IS MARY'S BOYFRIEND? (actually, expect a lot of Pan. He's coming up next :D)

Shiney's Orderly Chaos, Sim Style

The cast includes: Phoenix Shifter, made a teenager so she'd be shorter than everyone else; Geier von Engelmacher (and his name is Geier von, Mr. Engelmacher, because there wasn't enough room for the von in the last name), who is apparently a stylist (IT WASN'T MY IDEA); Theodore WHO IS A FIRE FIGHTER; Theodore's evil twin Teddy that is a mooch; Ana Good!Ted's wife who will die very soon suggestions for how would be much appreciated; Leda who is very much desired; Mary, who likes scaring people; Mary's evil twin Maria who gets married and has a kid before I EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH HER so she doesn't show up much; Lord Pan, who doesn't do anything besides splash Geier in the pool (he's coming next time); and Dräkhen, who has a sense of style.

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Just after moving in, Theodore and Ana are already in a boring state of marital bliss.

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So Phoenix goes across the street looking for adventure.

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She meets Leda!

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They decide to be best friends and spend the rest of the evening pillow fighting outside.

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Meanwhile, Geier comes home from work! Mary (in-game his sister) is there to greet him.

Mary: WAIT STOP GEIER THE YOU'LL SQUASH THE PRETTY FLOWERS!

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Geier avoids the pretty flowers and makes it inside. He argues with Leda over a chair.

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Noticing all that attitude,

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...she decides to make amends.

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Geier is surprisingly receptive. Apparently flowers are right up there with unicorns in his Secret Favorite Things.

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Phoenix apparently had her eye on that blondie too.

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But she's also really really tired. Phoe decides to go off home, now that it's, like, 2am or something.

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ANA AIN'T HAPPY.

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Theodore-the-fire-fighter comes home looking ready to murder someone for reasons we've yet to learn. Maybe he put out a fire in Pan's house. That Pan started. Who knows.

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Ana and Theodore continue to be boring in their marital bliss. Phoe manages to sweet-talk Ted into taking her over to her new friends' house tonight, since Ana doesn't want her going alone and staying after midnight again.

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Geier brings up noodles.

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Phoenix: Noodles are so much fun to make if you get 'em right an' all and cook 'em for a good long while-- you've gotta get the right kinda sauce, y'know, and soak 'em up good--

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Geier, maybe bringing up cooking was a bad idea.

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Teddy and Leda don't hit it off.
Theodore: My daughter isn't allowed to wallow away night time hours here, you hear? 

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Maybe this is why.

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Geier jumps in and offers Leda some flowers. They keep giving them back and forth. I bet it's the same bouquet. I wish I took more pictures. It's really weird.

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I mean look at them!

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Theodore goes home and takes a sponge bath.

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Meanwhile, Theodore's evil twin Teddy comes out and starts flirting with Leda. She is not impressed, probably because of stick-in-the-mud Theodore earlier.

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He won't give up, though.

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Gee, Teddy, can't you take a hint?

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Geier walks in on it...

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...expresses his frustration...


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...and proves he apparently knows a lot more about ladies than Teddy does in this universe. Huh.

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Then it's off to work for Prince Charming. He goes and meets up with Dräkhen, who apparently needs a new outfit for a charity gala.

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Stylist Geier to the rescue!!

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Back home, Evil!Teddy is still very frustrated.

Teddy: I liked it better when he was gay!

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He decides to try the flower tactic on Leda, since it worked so well for Geier. Better luck next time, Teddy.

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Phoenix comes over to visit Leda, who apparently likes the way Phoe's hair smells.

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Geier gives his sister Mary some fashion advice.

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Phoenix decides to work on her homework. Isn't she cute? :3

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Teddy decides that Mary's just as good as Leda and starts making evil plots.

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He isn't sure if it's working or not, but at least she's paying attention to him.

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Keep working at that homework, Phoe!

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Geier tries to ignore her and eat his waffles.

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Unable, he and Leda go to bed.  He thinks about being a stylist.  She dreams about breaking hearts.

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Mary scares Teddy.

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I mean, really scares him.

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I mean, LOOK AT HER.

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Phoenix (apparently not recognizing this man as her father's evil-twin) thinks it's funny.

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But then Mary gives him a present so everything's okay.
Teddy: For me?

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Geier gets cuddly and Leda gets afraid he's thinking about the M-word.

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Mary finally takes her brother's fashion advice.

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And Phoenix tries guitar!

A lot more interesting stuff happened, but working through TinyPic is annoying so this is all I'm doing. For now :B

Next time, POOL PARTY. And Teddy gets obsessed.

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Big Mistake: A Sims 3 Legacy (Gen 1)

A legacy about the huge mistakes several sims make and how they spend their lives fixing them.

Generation One: Sasha Taylor
Narrator: Catherine Taylor (heir's sister)
Big Mistake: Murder
Place of Residence: A country house in Appaloosa Plains


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Meet Sasha.  She killed her romantic interest.  Why?  Getting to that.  Don't expect much.

But first, meet my sister: Sasha Taylor.  She is calm, clever, airy, and kindly disposed of norm.  Though she is a little odd, most would label her "strange, but harmless".  What brought such a 'charming' young lady to murder her beau? 
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One Dangerous Game

This is the first chapter of another fanfiction I've written with lot's o' Teatime.  I'm obsessed.  So there.  Anyhow, please read and comment, because that would make me happy.  Thank you.

Title:  One Dangerous Game
Rating:   T (violence, romance, Teatime craziness... etc.)
Fandom:   Discworld/Hogfather
Category:   Romance/Drama/Suspense
Pairing:   Susan Sto-Helit/Jonathan Teatime
Summary:  Hogswatch wasn't the first time Susan met Teatime, even if she wanted it to be.  Through a series of rounds, they played one dangerous game before.
 
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During Death - more chapters!

Alright-ee, then, here are the next few bits to my story.  I hope you enjoy it, and please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase comment!

(You can read the first three chapters here, or the whole darn thing - so far! - on fanfiction.net over there)

Title:  During Death
Rating:   T (bits of murdering dead people, insinuated language, basic Teatime craziness... you get the picture)
Fandom:   Discworld/Hogfather
Category:   Humor/Supernatural/Adventure
Pairing:   Um, well, after a while there will be Susan Sto-Helit/Jonathan Teatime, but at the beginning there are hints of an OC liking him, and Susan doesn't show up for quite some time.
Summary:  ...Teatime's Adventures in the Afterlife
 
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I'm still trying to figure this all out, but I thought I might as well post something up.  This is an in-progress fanfiction I wrote about Teatime (from the Discworld series, and to be more specific, Hogfather), and I hope you enjoy it.  Susan doesn't show up so far, which is very out of character for me, but she will later.  Tell me what you think, if anyone's even reading this.

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Title:  During Death
Rating:   T (bits of murdering dead people, insinuated language, basic Teatime craziness... you get the picture)
Fandom:   Discworld/Hogfather
Category:   Humor/Supernatural/Adventure
Pairing:   Um, well, after a while there will be Susan Sto-Helit/Jonathan Teatime, but at the beginning there are hints of an OC liking him, and Susan doesn't show up for quite some time.
Summary:  ...Teatime's Adventures in the Afterlife

 
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